Mich House Meeting minutes for 1st July, 2003, as taken by Cyrus Kholdani
Present and Accounted for:

Chris Gorski, Valerie, Esther, Erick, Hannah, Eric, Keegan, Chubbell, Megan, Molle, Matt, Ben, Glenn, Cyrus, ZaZa, Natasha, Kathrin, Caitlin, Sat, Bethany, Adam

Clipboard:
-Turn off oven when not in use.

Announcements:
-Soccer tomorrow (probably not anymore)
-Wilco concert tomorrow (ditto)
-Spend the weekend at Becky Utechs for the 5th of July (again, not likely anymore)
-Mich Haus to purchase speakers (this has happened, of course)

Officer Reports:
Treasurer: Alls well now. Should we still get the Onion? Are their better deals on the N.Y. Times?
Maintenance: New tables will arrive in 4-6 weeks (they have arrived). Mixer wil be chained to wall. Mt. Olympus needs a colostomy bag shower w/ care.
Chorus: He that we last as Thurn and Taxis knew / Now recks no lord but the stilletos thorn,/ And tacit lies the gold once-knotted horn.
Sin Steward: Cans were stolen. Otherwise, things are going smoothly.
Outdoor Maintainer: Please, no beer bottles in the backyard.
Work Manager: My apologies.
Secretary: Nothing to report.
Motion: Reimburse Satadru Pramanik $100 for noise violation. Reimbursed.

Discussion: Officer for alumni reporter. Luke-warm response.

Boarding Discussion: Weve had these before. Essentially, we will continue to purchase the necessities, for any further (drastic) changes will be difficult.

Elections:
Secretary (2 cr.): Me. I DID forward mail, but I was slow off the mark when it came to the minutes.
Ordering Steward/Kitchen Tsarina (4 cr.): Caitlin wins and Valerie balks her nomination.
Sin Steward (3 cr.): Adam, ala Clinton, takes on term #2.
Maintenance (2 x 4 cr.): Mollie and Chris Gorski
Outdoor Maintenance (3 cr.):
Nominees: Keegan, Matt B., Hannah (who eventually steps down). Keegan triumphant.
Is it true that women experience sex on an emotional level as well?
Treasurer (4 cr.):
Nominees: Erick and Valerie. Valerie, irresponsible and inexperienced, is cast aside. Erick wins.
Work Manager (4 cr.): Eric Devin.
Flight Attendants (2 x 1 cr.):
Nominees: Kathrin, Matt B., Hannah, Adam.
Kathrin and Adam victorious.

Closure:
-Scott Zitrick revealing himself?
-Caitlins fear of snakes?


I apologize for the delay. The actual minutes are right in front of me, cartoon and anecdote-laden, they are a marvel. Alas, this is all I could do, 650 miles away and unstuck in time.
- posted by satmandu @ 8/05/2003 12:36:00 AM